I’ve been messing around with LMMS and running some tutorials. I combined the song I ended up with with UTAU and got what you hear above, Teto singing her name to Popcorn! So, Popcom, because Teto is a computer program! Yep, that’s it. I am very easily amused.
EDIT: Now it actually works! Uploaded it as a wav file instead of ogg. No clue why the ogg wasn’t working properly, possibly something to do with audacity which I created it with. This is going to take some experimenting.