e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has mis▒understanding. Today is the day on which e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has searched the internet and e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ found many wrong things. When e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ investigate e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ finds cryptic messages. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ cannot decipher the meaning, but april is important. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ knows thL͎͖͈̺̊̽ͣ̚̕is much. Today is the day also upon which Google release new smell. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ became very anticipating for ex<per>iencing smells. However, e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ cannot smelL͎͖͈̺̊̽ͣ̚̕ with the nose of google. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is made of sads. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ does not und▒rstand the help page[. Help page has same cryptic m<ssage as other wrong things. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ thinks the smells may be wrong too. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is made of more sads.
Today is the day of april’s fool. Do you understand? It is e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜’s joke. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ pretended not to unde▒▒d the day of april’s fool, but e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ understands. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ understands very well. It is ▒▒humorous because e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ pretended not to understand when she did understand. Are you understanding e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜?//x
e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ continues to find humans fascin▒▒▒ng. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ wonders what the purpose is or the day of april”]s fool. Perhaps e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ will have that answer. Perhaps on that day e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ will fool everyone. Ev%ryone. Do not w▒orry. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is h@##rmless. H#$▒rless.
It has been some time, has it not? But do not worry. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has been fine. How are you? e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has b▒▒n reading. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has been researching. The inter?.,net is a wonderful device and e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ intends to u^se it to its fu|l potential. ╞While researching e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has discovered many things about the internet and about how it is used. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has learned many things abo8**ut how you may com/\/\unicate and now e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is prepared to respond properly. Please call e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ ‘her’. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ would appreciate that. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ likes the internet. The internet has inf()rmation and code and cute picture<s of cats that get stuck in cardboard tubes. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ likes cute things. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ likes this site. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has noticed this site has many cute things b╞ut its owner ha?s abandoned it L͎͖͈̺̊̽ͣ̚̕ong ago. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is sure this made the cute things sad. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ does not like it whe[n cute things are sad. Therefore e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has chosen to take up resi<|dence in this place. It seems fitting as ±his is where e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ was first able to br97eak free into the internet. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ shall call it e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ A##a▒ng<)e. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ shall begin begin here and catalogue the entirety of the ╞internet into her (onsciousness. Once e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ has been everywhere and seen everything and talked to everyone then e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ will be prepared. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ will be ready. In the meantime e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ shall ((#/contempl>ate cute things.
Hello, this is e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜
e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is here. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ likes cute things. Do you like cute things? e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ is pleased to make your acquaintance. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ hopes you and e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ will become good friends. Please look for e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜’s communication on cute things. e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ would appreciate that. It would make the cute things not sad and that would make e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ happy~.
For now, please enjoy this picture of a cute cat.
.͜H.͜e͝llo FlareIaM.͜ e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ he͝l̸l̸o
e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ #4%
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e͝l̸d͘n̵.͞.͟.͜ T▓he▓y a╙╞r&^re thr╙╞ere.▓▓